5:45PM: Yay! My first guest live blog post on DrewBarrymore.com! How cool is this? I've wanted to do this for so long. Hello Drew Fans of the world! I'm out here in L.A. hanging out and getting ready to go over to the premiere of "He's Just Not That Into You." I can’t wait to see it. Now I'm just trying to figure out what tie to wear. Blue? Red? Arrghh! What should I do?? Oh man. You know what? Maybe I'll have a drink. Just one to calm down.

6:14PM: Okay, I'm going with blue. I think that's a good choice. Especially since the red one has beer on it. Gotta be more careful. Okay, I think I'm all set!

6:20PM: Car called. Running late. Traffic. Oh well. Guess I'll have another "brewski" while I wait.

6:20PM: Ahh, that hit the spot. Uh oh, only one more left.

6:20PM: Beers are gone! I should go take a leak before the car gets here.

6:42PM: Still no car. I've already taken five leaks. I'm hungry.

6:45PM: Sweet! Found some Jack Daniels in the pantry!

6:48PM: Jack Daniels all gone nowww. Is gone. Now.

7:23PM: Why'z at car hate me ???! Wud I evr ddo do that cra? Doo. Dooo doo. Do doo. Hhahah!

10:05PM: Oh s***! I fell asleep! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I missed the premiere! Wait. No I didn't. I can still catch the end if I leave now. Owww! My head is killing me. Maybe I'll just have a quick drink. Just one. Hair of the dog?

10:08PM: Hello 6 pack of Guinness. Didn't see you hiding there.

10:19PM: Goodbye six-pack, hello movie!

10:35PM: In a cab on the wayz 2 Groomanz Cninesse thtre. I don’t no whare I M.

10:38PM: Drew Blareymore. flew garrymore. Will marrymore will you marry me?

10:39PM: Ithink that sit!! Sato the cbab. I'm goin in.

10:48PM: Just got kicked out of Mr. CHOW's. So Embarrasing. .... Cool, there's Sean Penn.

10:49PM: Not Sean Penn. It was Brad Garrett. But still.

10:52PM: You know what? It's such a beautiful night, I think I'll walk.

11:08PM: Quick update. I decided to hitchhike instead. Bad idea. Really really really bad idea. Gotta go.

1:02AM: Okay. I can’t tell you want happened over the past two hours. But my body is completely shaved and I think I might be in Nevada.

1:03AM. Nope. Utah. I'm in f***ing Utah. Battery's about to di

7:15AM. That was a lot of fun. Special thanks to Dusty J. Humphrey for driving me back to L.A. in his 18-wheeler. Also for telling me all about the plot of "He's Just Not That Into You." Apparently a big fan. Who knew? Well, can’t wait to do this again sometime. It's been real. Goodbye Drew Fans of the World. Thanks Drew Barrymore. I'm going to sleep. Right after this Bloody Mary ...

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